Funny Facts you jux cant ignore

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don't try this at home ; maybe at work.)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home . What the...?)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine? No wonder it cant stop smiling!!)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)


Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm.......)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)




A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)


Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)


Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.


In other words, comment and add to the list of things that make u smile. Aloha!!
(and God love that pig!)

Please Patronise quality goods!!! Buy Ghanaian made products ooo hmmm!

Ayodele's sister got married to a Chinese man,

after two months in the new marriage she got pregnant and duly bore a baby girl who died; Ayodele at the funeral came crying.`

I KNEW IT,`I KNEW IT,`I KNEW IT,`I KNEW IT!
Close relatives got curious, took Ayodele on the side and in a quest to establish what He knew. Then He said loudly,

I KNEW IT, THAT CHINESE PRODUCTS DON'T LAST!!!!!!

Share your Experience, anything u bought and regretted?? I Bought a high end "Sean Jean" shirt and lost all the colour and imprints when i fast washed it...... eeeih China!!

Adventures of Ayodele (Giving up in life? Think Straight!!! )

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new chairman for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room.

One candidate is Ayodele, a Nigerian guy.

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know Java program to leave. Two thousands candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I do not know Java but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try.

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. Two thousand left the room. Aye says to himself “I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me? So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not have management diploma to leave. Five hundred people left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I left school at 15 but what have I to lose? So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian to leave. 498 candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I do not speak Serb-Croatian but what do I have to lose? So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said, “Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serb-Croatian, so I’d like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.

Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says “Wahala dey o!”.

The other candidate answers “O ga na wa o!”

Impressed, Bill Gates goes “ You are both hired”.

Don’t you just love Nigerians. Any day, anytime, anywhere, they never give up.

So don’t give up, u will lose nothing by trying more.

Please share your comments and experiences to help cheer and motivate others!!!

DEMOCRACY IN AFRICA. You have no clue what to expect

DEMOCRACY IN AFRICA:

One evening, while watching TV, a child asks his father: 'Daddy, tell me, whats politics?

Dad's reply: 'It's very simple, my son. I'll give you an example. Take the case of our family
I'm the dad who makes money, I am the CAPITALIST.
Your mom manages the money, so it is the GOVERNMENT.
Your grandfather who lives with us in the house, it checks whether all goes well, so it is the PARLIAMENT.
The girl you see working in our house is our maid, it represents the working class.
We all have one goal: to ensure your well-being, so you're the PEOPLE.
Your little brother still sleeping peacefully in the cradle, we say he is the FUTURE. "

The child listened very well!

Night falls, everyone goes to bed. The child in sleep, he hears his little brother crying in the cradle. He decides to stand up and
go see. In fact, the little brother peed in his clothes!
What to do? asks he.
He went into the bedroom of her parents, and finds that the mother is alone in bed and asleep.
Very worried, and not wishing to wake her up, goes into the maid's room, and strangely, he finds his dad in full warrior's rest with the girl.

Shocked, the child goes to see the grandfather in his room, who just relaxedly looks out the window, sipping in the scene of the girl and dad.
Scared and disappointed at the same time, the child goes back to bed and falls asleep, leaving the little brother cry.

The next day, dad proudly calls to the child: 'Then my son, have you thought about and understood what politics is? "

The child answers:

'Yes dad, your definition was too clear: Capitalism takes advantage of the Working Class while the Government is asleep, and Parliament looks without saying anything. Who cares what the people think, and the Future is in deep shit.