Thursday, November 24, 2011

Random thoughts for today

Every Kingdom needs a rebel willing to stick his neck out and bell the Cat or tell the Emperor he has no clothes!

My Story is on MTV when im not even trying to "make a band". This one ryt here is history in the making. men!

Prejudged as an unbeliever! Judge not so that ye may not be judged! Some are jux holier than thou! Got the message? Shoot, not in the message! I had a dream i could buy my way into heaven, when i woke i spent that on a skirt! What did i do? Jux cant help acting more stupidly!

Thursday, November 10, 2011

What Is Right with Akpeteshie?

Today i have decided to feature an article by someone who is an inspiration to me. Folks enjoy Kofi Akpabli award winning article 

“What is wrong with Akpeteshie”

No one ever swallowed Akpeteshie and smiled. At best the reaction is a grimace or a frown. Some drinkers acknowledge receipt by blowing out air or pounding the chest. Such is the potency of the local gin that all senses are put under instant attack. But it does not end there.  Akpeteshie is so positively notorious that given the chance, its patrons would rather consume it in secret. To begin with, the local gin has a tall list of accusations which is almost incriminating. The criticisms are solid enough to confine the drink to the bottom of the hard liquor range. Still, this position in no way affects its popularity. With an active grass root loyalty, Akpeteshie is easily the most recognisable alcoholic brand in Ghana.  But without any advertisement how has the drink survived over the years? More importantly, can anything good come out of Akpeteshie?
Kill Me Quick, Ogoglo, Apio, VC10, Efie Nipa, Kele, Kumepreko, Anferewoase, Apiatiti, Home Boy, Nana Drobo, One Touch, Sodabi, Holy Water, Liquid Fire, Y2k, Agbaa, Yahoo.Com,  Man Pass Man, African Ice. Quick Action, Yes We Can.
The above is just one paragraph of accolades Akpeteshie answers to. For the information of the general public, this list is by no means exhaustive. When one turns to the various Ghanaian languages there are more. If the drink has so many aliases it only shows that it means so many things to so many. Rather humbly, Akpeteshie then becomes a kind of ‘‘that I shall be all things to all people.’’
According to patrons, using these titles is a way of showing reverence to a very important product. For the souls that Akpeteshie has won, the drink is too valuable to be referred to on first name basis. In respect of this sentiment we shall, for the purpose of this discourse also refer to Akpeteshie as Apio.

In the days of yore when Britannia ruled the shore of the Gold Coast they found Apio abominable. The open secret was that Akpeteshie was too competitive for their imported beverages. They knew that leaving the drink all alone would be a marketing disaster for their Jack Daniels and Old Toms. They therefore banned it. Oh yes, they did. So, when in March 1957 Ghana, our beloved country gained independence, Akpeteshie also became free forever.
Indeed, the drink’s very name is derived from its contraband history.  In Ga, the phrase, ‘‘akpe teshie’’ means to go into hiding. Because it was an outlawed drink, distillers, distributors and consumers all had to be secretive in dealing with the product. They had to operate in a ‘‘mau mau,’’ guerrilla fashion. This experience went a long way to account for the defiance character Akpeteshie and its drinkers are associated with.
The ‘bad boy’ image was thus handed down from one generation to another. Little wonder Akpeteshie has a freedom fighting spirit. Sons-in-law and oppressed tenants who have borrowed ‘Apio courage’ to face the powers-that-be will attest to this. Therefore, if the brand essence of champagne, for example, is ‘celebrating achievement,’ that of Akpeteshie would be ‘obiaa nnye obiaa.’
But to be honest, and for the records, Akpeteshie also has a very serious value proposition- that of faithfully serving Ghanaian traditional culture. From birth through marriage to death, the drink is required for a number of customary rites. It is used to pour libation and at the traditional level, it is part of the fine imposed at arbitrations. If one thinks of what Schnapps (in all it’s glory) is used for today, one should know that Akpeteshie ‘has been there and done that.’  Except for Islamic communities, this is true across the length and breadth of Ghana.

Like all forms of alcohol, akpeteshie denotes power relations. For example, in traditional communities, the true elder worth his salt is the one who always has a bottle of the stuff stashed under his bed. This gesture speaks volumes of the man’s readiness to serve custom at any given time. Also, when men gather for an occasion power or manliness tilts towards those who can swallow Akpeteshie with the solemn face of a priest at communion.
From time immemorial the process of distilling has remained the same. Apio is made mainly from palm wine and sugar cane.  Typically, the juice is allowed to ferment over a couple of days. Distilling involves applying intense heat to the fermented juice until it turns into vapour before finally trickling through copper pipe into sieved jars. The set up includes two barrels; one with the boiling fermented juice and the other is a barrel filled with cooling water. The copper pipe connects the two through the cooling system.
Akpeteshie is also distilled with juice from the cocoa fruit and also with sugar. Some distillers use nails to quicken fermentation. Scientists call this process oxidisation. Who says our ancestors knew no science?
Without a doubt, the defining feature of the drink is the rather high alcohol content. Because it is not well-documented, Apio’s alcoholic volume has become a myth of a sort. To some observers, it is as well because the alcohol content is so high that it is almost scandalous. To understand the kind of resource Akpeteshie is, let us note that Guinness Stout contains 7.5% alcohol while Star Beer has 5%. For proper comparison, Castle Bridge (another gin) is 40%. However, anybody who knows the game will tell you that Castle Bridge has no business rubbing shoulders with Akpeteshie. End of analysis.
Of course, our medical doctors are not at all amused by this concentration of alcohol. They warn that Akpeteshie could be harmful especially, to the liver. Medical doctors would tell you that any amount of alcohol taken causes some changes in the brain. When this persists it damages the brain leading to forgetfulness, lack of focus and depression.
Akpeteshie rocks the body. For the first timer, there is a kind of body-conquering  je ne sais quoiwhich is hard to describe. If one hasn’t tried boxing before the effect helps you see what a knockout punch probably feels like.
Each time you take in Apio, there is a feeling of attack. The nervous system instantly gets alerted and within seconds messages are sent to all the senses.
Then there is an upliftment, a buoyancy to a certain level of consciousness, this is quickly followed by a sinking feeling. If one is standing this is the time to tell the ground to stop moving.

Connoisseurs tend to liken Akpeteshie to Russian Vodka. Whether this is a compliment or not is a matter of debate. In Tokyo, I remember ever giving a sample of the drink to a friend from Kryghstan, former Soviet Union. Soon after recovering from the initial effects. ‘Boris’ sucked in air and with eyes all reddened asked:
‘Thhis, your national trink?’ Conscious to defend my nation’s pride, I did not know whether to agree or deny.
Another powerful element of Apio is the scent. When unconsumed, the drink cannot be said to smell that badly. But as soon as Akpeteshie enters the mouth, an abominable chemical reaction occurs which smells almost devilish.  The ‘‘fuse’’ is more provocative when one is boxed in an air-conditioned room. According to experts, the following can be chewed to offset the smell: groundnuts, ginger and corn on-the-cob. Trying to subdue the smell with chewing gum and peppermint is a waste of effort. As for brushing up the teeth after Akpeteshie, there is no worse remedy.  It provokes the smell.
Perhaps, if there is one factor that restricts big men from the product it is the scent. Actually, the relationship between Akpeteshie and ‘‘big men’’ is a curious one. Though the drink is seen as mass-oriented, in practice, a good number of consumers happen to be prominent folks. They usually use it as ‘‘foundation’’ while enjoying their prestigious drinks.

There is this standing rumour of a past Ghanaian Head of State. Apparently, this First Gentleman had a little fondness for Akpeteshie. The only problem was that the exigencies of high office were depriving him of the local gin.
As the story goes, this Commander -in- Chief once bumped into an old friend who used to be a drinking pal.  Contrary to such encounters, it was not the ordinary citizen but rather the ruler of the land who had an urgent request. He bemoaned how the high office has deprived him of the good old stuff. Would his trusted old friend be kind enough to undertake a small national assignment? Could he secure and discreetly deliver a gallon of Akpeteshie, for old time’s sake? And whilst at it, could he bear in mind that the affair remained a state secret?

Based on the intrigues of this antecdote an obvious question is: who drinks Akpeteshie? In demographic terms (gender, religion, age, occupation, etc), there is only one answer. Everybody. Yes every group in the above examples has a subset of Akpeteshie, drinkers;  namely:
Doctors, housewives, lawyers, traditionalists, school boys, pastors, bankers, machomen, kayayes, fishermen, Christians, politicians, by-day labourers, civil servants, writers, the elderly, cocoa growers, designers, professors, hiplife rappers, journalists, election officers, khebab sellers, commercial drivers.
For many of those who consume it, Akpetshie functions as the appetiser before meals. They claim that it enables them to eat well. Many female drinkers assign this as their reason. After cooking, the smell of the food sometimes overwhelms them and make them lose appetite. But Apio becomes a good remedy.  Interestingly, when you spell Akpeteshie on the computer without the last ‘e’ Bill Gates’ Microsoft Word will play it back as the synonym of appetite. This is no lie.
Akpeteshie is actually an international drink. Elsewhere, particularly in the Carribeans, its equivalent is rum. In Brazil the first cousin of Apio is a well known drink marketed as Cairpirinha.

In terms of the marketing mix, Akpeteshie has not done badly. As a product it is the strongest in its category. Its price is right (about ten times less than its acclaimed competitor, Vodka). It is available in nearly every place. Anytime you hear of ‘‘blue kiosk’’ know that the reference is to a base where the drink is sold. These days the market penetration has been improved by hawkers who carry it around town.
There is only a problem when one considers how the drink is packaged. Packaging is part of promotion and here, Akpeteshie scores zero. The drink is not bottled, not sealed and not labelled. Akpeteshie is always poured in used and borrowed bottles. In considering the possible images that I could use for this feature story, it occurred to me that though Akpeteshi has been with us all these years, there is not a single symbol that identifies it.
Irrespective of the brand, one can always recognise a beer bottle, same for soft drinks. With our traditional drinks a calabash, depending on the setting, could denote pito, or palm wine.  What  is the symbol for Akpeteshie? Can the absence of this be a national achievement or indictment?
Though it is doing well in sales the fact also remains that Akpeteshie has a huge image problem. Apio  is not available in supermarkets or even in retail grocery outlets. This is in part due to its own failings.

As the  l’enfant terrible of the hard liquor range, Akpeteshie does not have a good character. The drink has wrecked several homes. Many a young man has turned out to be worse off because they abused it. It has made accomplished men useless. Maybe, if Akpeteshie has not developed to a refined, well labelled brand it is due to its own ill reputation. Therefore, no tears for Akpeteshie.
These challenges notwithstanding, Apio  is good business. Demand for it is round the clock and round the calendar. For retailers, starting up the trade is pretty easy. All one needs is a gallon, a beer bottle, a minerals bottle, a couple of glasses and a funnel.  A bench for customers to sit on is good but not necessary. Many customers prefer to do the ‘standing ovation’, ie, stand, drink and move on.

If there is one alcoholic drink that has not needed advertising it is Apio. The drink has defied the theories of marketing. Everybody knows Akpeteshie. Even those who have never tasted know what it stands for. For any product, this is more than good. The drink has attained the stage in marketing communication known as ‘brand recognition’.

While the love of Akpteshie is enough to make some grown-ups weep, some people also hate it with self-righteous anger. There is this anecdote of a British parliamentarian on a campaign, who was asked ‘if elected, would you ban alcohol in your constituency?’
‘What is alcohol?’ begins the politician’s response. ‘If by alcohol you mean that drink that causes distress and tears families apart then I would condemn it in no uncertain term. But if by alcohol you mean that satisfying liquid that soothes in times of sorrow and delights in times of joy; that which lubricates societal relations then why, it must be preserved and promoted as a spirit of human civilisation.’

In our own parliament not long ago, there was a nice little debate on the use of alcohol vis-a-vis health needs. I believe we can leave that incident for the national gazette. As for Apio, it offers more than a policy dilemma to state actors. But whether we wish it ‘‘long live’’ or ‘’go to hell’’ Akpeteshie is still out there, with a smile

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

REFLECTIONS OF A STUDENT LAWYER


Whoever said the bench was not for timorous souls must have either forgotten or skipped law school entirely. Like perhaps many before me, the romanticism with which I viewed the legal profession before entering the law faculty has hardly survived the rigour of the first few weeks.

 To compound my woes, we are being constantly reminded at lectures that “we have not yet started”. Not yet started? Really? Somehow my colleagues and I interrogated these assertions, disbelieving perhaps that it could get any worse than it already was. Like probably many before us, we were wrong. Life’s problems do indeed come in ten-fold.


To be fair, I cannot deny having being forewarned by friends, who as it is said, “have gone through the system” as to how demanding the faculty can be. Trust me when I say, not for once did I dismiss it all as showboating. The truth is, nothing quite prepares you for the experience the law faculty submerges you in. It is thus not surprising, that barely a semester through the program, I am already convinced that law might just be the only discipline where “a word to the wise is surely not in the north” but most likely in the plethora of cases to be read and briefed. Plus, I have been to the north and I am quite convinced, who ever said that was not referring to the tasty guinea fowls and pito available on demand.


The question remains though, what has been my biggest challenge at the law faculty? Is there anything worth writing home about? Is there an experience worth sharing? What is my reaction to these experiences, if any? Admittedly, it certainly may seem premature to suggest definite answers to questions which are equally complex and sensitive, and which are open to further scrutiny as the months pile on. However, this is too tempting a call to shy away from.

Very often in society, we all have different conceptions of what is right and what is wrong, we all ‘know’ the extent of our rights and never the limits, of course we all know that the corrupt ones in society are the ministers in the previous government, and in our extensive “knowledge” acquired mostly through the talkshows on Obonu fm, we all know that, what the law is, is only a synonym of what it ought to be.
It is this our ‘acquired extensive knowledge’ that the law lecturers have singled out for condemnation, hitting hard at it as the blacksmith does to hot rods on his anvil. We have been urged to “rasa the tabula” and this, it seems would be my biggest challenge in the law faculty.








                                    





How I go from ‘the all knowing village kingkong’ to a greenhorn, would no doubt be the scale on which my strides in law would be gauged.




You would be wrong to labour under the misguided apprehension that I may be one stubborn individual. Au contraire! I have often embraced life’s challenges with open arms and tolerance.

However, when the foundation on which one’s moral being is built is questioned and brought into disrepute, even the strongest souls are tempted to ask “Eloi eloi lama sabachthani”


Few people are unfamiliar with the phrase “The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers” .

                           (Not This way)                                                                                  
         

                              This Way
 


                                      This is overdoing it. Aaaahba why?
              
Rueful and mocking, it often expresses the ordinary person's frustration with the arcana and complexity of law. To many in society, lawyers who are now clothed as greedy politicians have held the law hostage, employing it from time to time as a cudgel with which they bludgeon the weak and the downtrodden masses. In the process, they have erected a system where the fabric of governance remains devoid of political morality, where the law has lost its ability to provide an equal terrain for the pursuit of happiness. They have created a society of class, a society where cut-throat is good and the fit only survive at the expense of the weak.

                 
To many, lawyers do not even deserve to be buried the conventional way, their face must ‘face down’.


Mea culpa! Maybe on some level, I also came to the law faculty believing it to be only way I could right society’s wrongs, believing that if the gangrene is to be healed, it must surely come from within rather than from without the legal profession.


Today, as I sit in a law library submerged in the beauty and brilliance of some judgement delivered by some dead and gone judge in the 18th century, it all suddenly hits me. I may have chosen the wrong enemy after all. For what would society be, if amidst the clash of arms the law should fall silent ?


What would become of the ‘downtrodden’ if judges were to selectively abdicate their judicial functions and repudiate their oaths ? What would become of our society if citizens were denied the right to counsel?


We know that everyone hates lawyers until they need one. And it is for those occasions when we may indeed need a lawyer, that we should be suspect of anyone who seeks to eliminate them. Indeed, many are the times when we heard the rallying cry quoting from Shakespeare’s Henry VI : “the first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers” But those who use this phrase against lawyers are as miserably misguided about their Shakespeare as they are about the judicial system which they disdain so freely.

Contrary to popular belief, the proposal was not designed to restore sanity to communal life. Rather, it was intended to eliminate those who might stand in the way of a contemplated revolution thus underscoring the important role that lawyers can play in society. Even the plotter of treachery in Shakespeare's King Henry VI was convinced the surest way to chaos and tyranny was to remove the guardians of independent thinking.
Let us not get ahead of ourselves though for I am only halfway through even the first semester.

However I take consolation from a quote often attributed to Socrates, “by all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.”


Whether I get to sip wine with the Chief Justice some day


or end up philosophizing, only time will tell.


As always, your comments are welcome and would be gravely appreciated. Dont to sign your name!!

Monday, June 20, 2011

Jux the way you are!!

A 54 year old woman had
a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she
asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to
live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she
had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of
it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing
the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
ambulance?"

(You'll love this)


God replied: "I didn't recognize you."


Morale of the story: God loves you the way you are.

Please people do well to leave your comments. And pls dont sign off under anonymous!! thx

How Life shares its rewards.

There was a farmer who collected horses; he only needed one more breed to complete his collection. One day, he found out that his neighbour had the particular horse breed he needed. So, he constantly bothered his neighbour until he sold it to him. A month later, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said:
- Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I’ll come back on the 3rd day and if he’s not better, we’re going to have to put him down.
Nearby, the pig listened closely to their conversation.
The next day, they gave him the medicine and left. The pig approached the horse and said:
- Be strong, my friend. Get up or else they’re going to put you to sleep!
On the second day, they gave him the medicine and left. The pig came back and said:
- Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die! Come on, I'll help you get up. Let’s go! One, two, three...
On the third day, they came to give him the medicine and the vet said:
- Unfortunately, we’re going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses.
After they left, the pig approached the horse and said:
- Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That’s it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come on.... Fantastic! Run, run more! Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you’re a champion!!!
All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting:
- It’s a miracle! My horse is cured. This deserves a party. Let's kill the pig!
Points for reflection:

This often happens in the workplace. Nobody truly knows which employee actually deserves the merit of success, or who’s actually contributing the necessary support to make things happen.
LEARNING TO LIVE WITHOUT RECOGNITION IS A SKILL!
If anyone ever tells you that your work is unprofessional,

Remember: amateurs built the Ark and professionals built the Titanic.


DON’T LOOK TO BECOME A PERSON OF SUCCESS, LOOK INSTEAD TO BECOME A PERSON OF VALUE!
DON'T EXPECT LIFE TO CUT CORNERS FOR YOU. TAKE IT IN YOUR STRIDE AND EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO BE PORK, BE THE BEST THEY HAVE EVER CHEWED!!!

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Funny Facts you jux cant ignore

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don't try this at home ; maybe at work.)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home . What the...?)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine? No wonder it cant stop smiling!!)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)


Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm.......)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)




A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)


Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)


Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.


In other words, comment and add to the list of things that make u smile. Aloha!!
(and God love that pig!)

Monday, April 18, 2011

Please Patronise quality goods!!! Buy Ghanaian made products ooo hmmm!

Ayodele's sister got married to a Chinese man,


after two months in the new marriage she got pregnant and duly bore a baby girl who died; Ayodele at the funeral came crying.`


I KNEW IT,`I KNEW IT,`I KNEW IT,`I KNEW IT!
Close relatives got curious, took Ayodele on the side and in a quest to establish what He knew. Then He said loudly,

I KNEW IT, THAT CHINESE PRODUCTS DON'T LAST!!!!!!

Share your Experience, anything u bought and regretted?? I Bought a high end "Sean Jean" shirt and lost all the colour and imprints when i fast washed it...... eeeih China!!

Friday, April 15, 2011

Adventures of Ayodele (Giving up in life? Think Straight!!! )


Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new chairman for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room.

One candidate is Ayodele, a Nigerian guy.

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know Java program to leave. Two thousands candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I do not know Java but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try.

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. Two thousand left the room. Aye says to himself “I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me? So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not have management diploma to leave. Five hundred people left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I left school at 15 but what have I to lose? So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian to leave. 498 candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I do not speak Serb-Croatian but what do I have to lose? So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said, “Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serb-Croatian, so I’d like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.

Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says “Wahala dey o!”.

The other candidate answers “O ga na wa o!”
Impressed, Bill Gates goes “ You are both hired”.

Don’t you just love Nigerians. Any day, anytime, anywhere, they never give up.
So don’t give up, u will lose nothing by trying more.

Please share your comments and experiences to help cheer and motivate others!!!

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

DEMOCRACY IN AFRICA. You have no clue what to expect

DEMOCRACY IN AFRICA:

One evening, while watching TV, a child asks his father: 'Daddy, tell me, whats politics?
Dad's reply: 'It's very simple, my son. I'll give you an example. Take the case of our family
I'm the dad who makes money, I am the CAPITALIST.
Your mom manages the money, so it is the GOVERNMENT.
Your grandfather who lives with us in the house, it checks whether all goes well, so it is the PARLIAMENT.
The girl you see working in our house is our maid, it represents the working class.
We all have one goal: to ensure your well-being, so you're the PEOPLE.
Your little brother still sleeping peacefully in the cradle, we say he is the FUTURE. "

The child listened very well!

Night falls, everyone goes to bed. The child in sleep, he hears his little brother crying in the cradle. He decides to stand up and
go see. In fact, the little brother peed in his clothes!
What to do? asks he.
He went into the bedroom of her parents, and finds that the mother is alone in bed and asleep.
Very worried, and not wishing to wake her up, goes into the maid's room, and strangely, he finds his dad in full warrior's rest with the girl.

Shocked, the child goes to see the grandfather in his room, who just relaxedly looks out the window, sipping in the scene of the girl and dad.
Scared and disappointed at the same time, the child goes back to bed and falls asleep, leaving the little brother cry.

The next day, dad proudly calls to the child: 'Then my son, have you thought about and understood what politics is? "

The child answers:

'Yes dad, your definition was too clear: Capitalism takes advantage of the Working Class while the Government is asleep, and Parliament looks without saying anything. Who cares what the people think, and the Future is in deep shit.