Monday, April 18, 2011

Please Patronise quality goods!!! Buy Ghanaian made products ooo hmmm!

Ayodele's sister got married to a Chinese man,


after two months in the new marriage she got pregnant and duly bore a baby girl who died; Ayodele at the funeral came crying.`


I KNEW IT,`I KNEW IT,`I KNEW IT,`I KNEW IT!
Close relatives got curious, took Ayodele on the side and in a quest to establish what He knew. Then He said loudly,

I KNEW IT, THAT CHINESE PRODUCTS DON'T LAST!!!!!!

Share your Experience, anything u bought and regretted?? I Bought a high end "Sean Jean" shirt and lost all the colour and imprints when i fast washed it...... eeeih China!!

Friday, April 15, 2011

Adventures of Ayodele (Giving up in life? Think Straight!!! )


Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new chairman for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room.

One candidate is Ayodele, a Nigerian guy.

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know Java program to leave. Two thousands candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I do not know Java but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try.

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. Two thousand left the room. Aye says to himself “I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me? So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not have management diploma to leave. Five hundred people left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I left school at 15 but what have I to lose? So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian to leave. 498 candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I do not speak Serb-Croatian but what do I have to lose? So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said, “Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serb-Croatian, so I’d like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.

Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says “Wahala dey o!”.

The other candidate answers “O ga na wa o!”
Impressed, Bill Gates goes “ You are both hired”.

Don’t you just love Nigerians. Any day, anytime, anywhere, they never give up.
So don’t give up, u will lose nothing by trying more.

Please share your comments and experiences to help cheer and motivate others!!!

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

DEMOCRACY IN AFRICA. You have no clue what to expect

DEMOCRACY IN AFRICA:

One evening, while watching TV, a child asks his father: 'Daddy, tell me, whats politics?
Dad's reply: 'It's very simple, my son. I'll give you an example. Take the case of our family
I'm the dad who makes money, I am the CAPITALIST.
Your mom manages the money, so it is the GOVERNMENT.
Your grandfather who lives with us in the house, it checks whether all goes well, so it is the PARLIAMENT.
The girl you see working in our house is our maid, it represents the working class.
We all have one goal: to ensure your well-being, so you're the PEOPLE.
Your little brother still sleeping peacefully in the cradle, we say he is the FUTURE. "

The child listened very well!

Night falls, everyone goes to bed. The child in sleep, he hears his little brother crying in the cradle. He decides to stand up and
go see. In fact, the little brother peed in his clothes!
What to do? asks he.
He went into the bedroom of her parents, and finds that the mother is alone in bed and asleep.
Very worried, and not wishing to wake her up, goes into the maid's room, and strangely, he finds his dad in full warrior's rest with the girl.

Shocked, the child goes to see the grandfather in his room, who just relaxedly looks out the window, sipping in the scene of the girl and dad.
Scared and disappointed at the same time, the child goes back to bed and falls asleep, leaving the little brother cry.

The next day, dad proudly calls to the child: 'Then my son, have you thought about and understood what politics is? "

The child answers:

'Yes dad, your definition was too clear: Capitalism takes advantage of the Working Class while the Government is asleep, and Parliament looks without saying anything. Who cares what the people think, and the Future is in deep shit.

Friday, April 8, 2011

National Archives and whatnots

National Archives can be stuffy places, full of the official confetti of diplomatic relationships or the dusty detritus of long-forgotten official reports. But not always. Occasionally an archivist will spot an object of timeless beauty and will help to preserve it for the enjoyment of generations still to come. Such is the case with the following letter which has just been published as part of the UK National Archives contribution to the magnificent Flickr Commons Initiative. It is a letter from a certain Asuquo Okon Inyang, who, it would seem, had been employed by the British Embassy in Calabar, Nigeria before being dismissed in February 1929. No further comment is necessary other than to reproduce the full text of the letter which is as follows:



Calabar, February 2nd 1929.
Kind Sir,
On opening this epistle you will behold the work of a dejobbed person, and a very bewifed and much childrenised gentleman.
Who was violently dejobbed in a twinkling by your goodself. For Heavens sake Sir consider this catastrophe as falling on your own head, and remind yourself as walking home at the moon's end of five savage wives and sixteen veracious children with your pocket filled with non-existent £ s d; not a solitudery sixpence; pity my horrible state when being dejobbed and proceeding with a heart and intestines filled with misery to this den of doom; myself did greedily contemplate culpable homicide, but Him who did protect Daniel (poet) safely through the lion's dens will protect his servant in his home of evil.
As to reason given by yourself (goodself) esquire for my dejobbment the incrimination was laziness.
No Sir. It were impossible that myself who has pitched sixteen infant children into this valley of tears, can have a lazy atom in his mortal frame, and the sudden departure of eleven pounds monthly has left me on the verge of the abyss of destitution and despair. I hope this vision of horror will enrich your dreams this night, and good Angel will meet and pulverise your heart of nether milestone so that you will awaken, and with such alacrity as may be compatable with your personal safety, you will hasten to rejobulate your servant.
So mote it be - Amen
Yours despairfully
Sgd. Asuquo Okon Inyang